| More celebrity shit that will make you throw up just a little bit |
Apparently even some children are better people than me. How do you define a 2 year old child as "influential?" How can Suri Cruise be of any benefit to MY life?
Why, she was born to famous parents...Of course!
Let's see...some Hollywood fanatical alien loving freak "tests" enough teen star has beens still within their prime child bearing years, inseminates his chosen one with the cryogenically frozen seed of L. Ron, 9 months later she pops out an invisible child, promptly looses enough weight so she won't look like a fat cow in her size 2 dress while standing next to Posh and Becks and we're supposed to be INFLUENCED by this?
If they would've named the article as "Hollywoods most famous infants" I probably wouldn't get as bent out of shape about it, but to assume that these spoiled, privileged soon to be drug addicts will somehow influence my life is a fucking insult!
I've been doing just fine all these years without the social commentary of Brangelina's kids. They sure as hell don't need to start telling me how to run my life now. |
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Influential? Like how to shit in your pants, repeat, "mine, mine, mine" over and over and use a sippy cup? What the fuck?!
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Influential? Like how to shit in your pants, repeat, "mine, mine, mine" over and over and use a sippy cup? What the fuck?!